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very funny

Avital (instead of going to bed early) gave me a link http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/. I couldn't stop laughing for a long time.

Dear Atheists,
Oh man, you guys are screwed.
Sincerely, God


Dear People of the world,
We have finally developed a car that can run on water. But the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.
Sincerely, the Scientists at BP


Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy...
Sincerely, the Mayans.


Dear MapQuest,
Please add an "avoid ghetto" option.
Sincerely, Scared.


Dear Americans,
We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Sincerely, Native Americans.


Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson.


Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google.


Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph.


Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985.


Dear Monday,
Can we reschedule?
Sincerely, Sunday Night.

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