Oh man, you guys are screwed.
Dear People of the world,
We have finally developed a car that can run on water. But the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.
Sincerely, the Scientists at BP
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy...
Sincerely, the Mayans.
Please add an "avoid ghetto" option.
We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Sincerely, Native Americans.
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Can we reschedule?
Sincerely, Sunday Night.