Элинка (elinka) wrote,

shavua tov

The Origin of Separate Seating

Once a great Rosh Yeshiva was sitting at a wedding with his wife (yes, with
his wife).

When dessert came, his eyes opened wide and he took a huge slice of cake,
then another.

His wife said "You shouldn't be having that."

And he said, "That's it -- separate seating at simchas".
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