Элинка (elinka) wrote,
Элинка
elinka

Building Permit
How to create a successful business plan

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council turned down my permit.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday...




from here
Tags: funny
Subscribe

  • (no subject)

    11 сентября 2001: звонки из небоскребов

  • случайный кадр

    Fallen Hope (Accidental Double Exposure), 5/1/01 and 9/19/01 отсюда

  • September 11

    Вчера мы вместе смотрели репортаж с Граунд Зеро, а потом поехали на концерт, посвященный 10-летию 11 Сентября. Весь день у меня в тумблере…

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 0 comments