How to create a successful business plan
I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.
It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.
The City Council turned down my permit.
So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.
Work starts on Monday...