Элинка (elinka) wrote,
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Building Permit
How to create a successful business plan

I recently applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights, windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council turned down my permit.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday...




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