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To dear friends and family Pesach kasher usameah! May these Holy Days bring you, your families, and your loved ones health and joy, peace, love and happiness to last all year!






Passover jokes


A little boy once returned home from Hebrew school and his father asked, "what did you learn today?"

He answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moses led the children of Israel out of Egypt."

"How?"

The boy said "Moses was a big strong man and he beat Pharoah up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Egyptians were trying to cross."

The father was shocked. "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?"

The boy replied, "No. But you'd never believe the story he DID tell us!"

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A Jewish woman's greatest fear is that even if the Messiah comes, there still will be Passover.

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Fun video about Pesach and health care reform





Песня "Исход", исполняет автор Катя Яровая
Некоторые картинки не к месту, конечно, но что есть.






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