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The economy is so bad:

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.

Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.

PETA serves chicken wings at their meetings.

McDonalds is selling the 1/4- ouncer.

People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truck of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

Motel Six won't leave the light on.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

And finally,
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. So, the guy that made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

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merig00
Apr. 13th, 2009 01:26 pm (UTC)
it would be really funny if i didn't see a tv-add yesterday for the "mesefeleoma and asbestos" law firm that said if you think your broker invested your money in the way that benefited him and not you - let us know and we'll sue him :)
elinka
Apr. 13th, 2009 05:21 pm (UTC)
Did you write down the number? :-)
merig00
Apr. 13th, 2009 05:32 pm (UTC)
the same Sokolova LLP law firm... I'd be really surprised if you tell me you've never seen their ads on tv.
elinka
Apr. 13th, 2009 05:35 pm (UTC)
I don't watch TV. HBO sometimes.
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