Элинка (elinka) wrote,
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Shabbat shalom

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Obituaries

American Democracy passed away November 4, 2008 at age 221. She was born September 17, 1787 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. She had been attacked on September 11, 2001 by terrorists, but had been recovering rather well, with no additional foreign attacks. The final assault came from within. She had recently been weakened by brutal attacks of deception, greed, corruption, home grown terrorists like William Ayres, and voter fraud disguised as ACORN, .

A transfusion of patriotic blood, from a man that had previously shed his blood for her, was recommended, but denied to her by many liberals.

Dr. O, also known as "The One" was called in to administer aid, he had made many claims, that were far beyond his qualifications. Since he had only 143 days of training, and had never attempted this procedure before, he sliced through her heart, causing her immediate death.

She was a loving mother to her many children. She adopted many, many children looking for freedom and justice. She was known worldwide for her fairness and generosity. She leaves behind a grieving population. She will be greatly missed by all her children who respected her values, those who have always been proud to be an American.

Memorial services will be held November 11, 2008 across the country
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