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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain
with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been
through war and doesn't make the same mistakes
twice; takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada ,
self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes like Tibet , wildly beautiful, with
a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages...only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.


THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and at least 70, a man is like Iran , ruled by a dick.
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    В жизни не клеится? Брось клей - переходи на гвозди! ЗАБЕЙ НА ВСЁ и будь счастлив!

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    Замужество - это не семейное положение.... Это медаль. Она так и называется "За мужество".

  • фразы

    Пешеход всегда прав. Пока жив. Главное - не перейти улицу на тот свет. Мудрость не всегда приходит с возрастом. Бывает, что возраст приходит…

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