Элинка (elinka) wrote,

Shabbat shalom


It is with great stress, emotional and physical fatigue and incredible financial sacrifice beyond
comprehension, that we invite you to join us as our wonderful son
Jacob Adam
is called to the Torah as a Bar Mitzvah.
Saturday, May 12th -
(yes we realize it's Mother's Day Weekend)
Temple Israel
14 Coleytown Road
Westport, Connecticut 06880
at the ungodly hour of 9 A.M. even though you don't really need to be there until 10:20 A.M. to
catch the real action.

Dress: Black Tie optional
Theme: 007 James Bond
Kippot and Matching Eye Patch will be provided
If you make it through the three-hour service, please skip the kiddush (it's just cookies and cake) and join us instead for the ostentatious evening meal (Kosher, my husband's idea), which starts at 7 P.M., (not 8 P.M. or you will miss out on the 2,000 canapes).
Birchwood Country Club
25 Kings Hwy S
Westport , CT 06880
(which we had to join just for this event and you would not believe the initiation fees)

Please have the courtesy of showing up if you RSVP that you are attending, or you will be billed for $210.00 a plate if you are a no-show. Please RSVP as soon as you get this and not the day before the cut-off date. I can't take the stress.
The gift of choice is either green, or contains a routing and account number.
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