Элинка (elinka) wrote,
Элинка
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An Outsiders View

Subject: An Outsiders View


"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an
election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer . . . and
a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman with
big tits who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"
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