As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of
us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China. If
we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, if we purchase a
computer it will all go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it
will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good
car it will all go to Japan, if we purchase useless crap it will all go
to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that
money here at home is to buy prostitutes, beer, and visit Native
American casinos, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.
Eliot Spitzer has approved this