January 5th, 2009

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Erudite Concepts

1 - I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

13 - How can you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you’re in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever… so far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death…twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

25 - If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.

33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

by Steve Wright

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Скорая Помощь ООН – такси ХАМАСа в Газе (Видео)
05.01 19:26 MIGnews.com

Во всем мире кареты скорой помощи используются для превозки больных, а в случае военного конфликта - раненых. Газа – особый случай, демонстрирующий все прелести палестинской демократии и преимущества политики "избранного народом" правительства ХАМАСа. Скорая помощь здесь используется для доставки террористов к полю боя. При этом на ней гордо развиваются флаги ООН – на тот случай, если автомобиль будет атакован ЦАХАЛем – новая история о "зверствах сионистов" будет сфабрикована на месте.


Frightening Text Messages Being Forwarded Around NY

January 2, 2009
3:00PM EST: [UPDATE BELOW] With the situation in Gaza deteriorating by the day, and anti-semitism rampant around the world, thousands of NY Jews were frightened upon receiving the following text message which has been going around on Friday afternoon:

“A Jewish woman gave a tip to a Muslim taxi driver and out of appreciation he warned her not to go to Manhattan next week Wednesday.”

YWN has reached out to high-ranking members of the NYPD, and have stated that although they received the same text message, “there are no credible threats to be concerned about - and don’t even know where this text message originated from”.

The only message that they do have for the public is the same message that they have been saying since 9/11. That message is “always be aware of your surroundings, be vigilant, and if you see anything suspicious contact the police department immediately to report what you have seen”.

UPDATE 3:50PM EST: YWN has just spoken with NYS Assemblyman Dov Hikind who tells us that he has received various reports regarding this ‘threat’ and has personally contacted the FBI who is currently investigating them.

He thanked YWN for our alert to calm the public, and echoed the call for calm and vigilance at anytime and any location. “If you see something, say something,” Hikind said.

“The FBI and the NYPD take these types of threats very seriously, and investigate them thoroughly to ensure the safety of the public.”

May Hashem protect us from no harm - no matter where in the world we are located.
fish net

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По наводке Антона Носика зачем-то вспомнила про сайт http://web.archive.org и застряла там на пол дня с перерывами, вспоминая прошлое. http://web.archive.org/web/20010208234557/ip.elections.ru/ip/messages/board-topics.html Вот оно мое виртуальное прошлое. Друг и сподвижник по Интернет-Парламенту повторил мою мысль (высказанную мною незадолго до этого в сообщении другому другу и сподвижнику), почитав свои опусы 1999-ого года, он сказал, что так писать как тогда сейчас бы уже не смог, и мол как молоды мы были. Эх. Как вспомню, так вздрогну. Перечитав свои посты (их сохранилось не много), я поняла, что тогда я писать не могла, а с тех пор всё только хуже. И, что самое ужасное, забыла как здорово мы фильтровали...
mili 2

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Мили сопливит и кашляет. Пока мы отмеряли лекарства и наливали ей воду (ровно 2 минуты) она заснула. Пришлось тормошить. "You wrecked my beauty sleep!"